This is my 
favorite 8.5 by 11 inches, cut and paste, black and white, monthly five pager 
zine. The cover star of this issue is none other than Lou Reed himself 
(1942-1973). He was the lead guitarist of The Velvet Underground. And I do plead 
guilty your honor, I never heard their music, therefore I have absolutely no 
idea what they sound like. A couple of years ago, I used to own Lou Reed`s 
`Hudson River Wind Meditations `CD. Like I said, I used to own 
said album (you draw your own conclusion here). On the front page we have poetry 
`for the numb and the dumb `. My favorite poems this time around 
are:
Bosses
I had no respect 
for them anyway
But seeing them 
dancing about
In a `silent disco 
`
With painted 
faces
And clad in fancy 
dress
While I`m trying 
to work
Truly makes me 
wonder
If I`m on the same 
planet
As these 
motherfuckers.
And
Unaware
Probation officers 
and bosses
Who are 
unaware
Of 
typewriters,
Video 
recorders,
And a world 
before,
The instant empty 
hit of now;
They are the 
future,
We are the past. 
Next in line, 
there`s some music, book and concert reviews (Morrissey + Buffy 
Sainte-Marie – The Hydro, Glasgow, 21-03-2015).
Then, there`s the 
usual slab of contributors, doing; `The Great Rock `N`Roll 
Tolchock` (Gary Simmons monthly adventures of life on the 
inside, he should write a book), `the cunt form deacon blue`s 
here` (Mark Ritchie + Gary Simmons insane texting gozungus 
nonsense), `doctor Thornaby, chapter 9` (A.Willshaw). We end this lil 
zine with `seven or eight `a short story from da man, Mark Ritchie 
himself (a weird / warped interrogation shorty or so it seems, and nothing 
really seems as it seems da end). Contact address:       
Mark 
Ritchie
94 Main 
Street
Forth
Lanark
ML11 
8AB
UK

 
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