TFTTDH part 14

Solo action and thereof part 2

I enter the Montréal Poolroom

It`s really crowded

Man it`s always crowded

Just like The Kinks song

`All day and all of the night`

there`s a line up as usual

but I don`t wait long

The employees are fast here

My turn

Hey Ramesh

Yo Tom

What`s up dude?

Not much

Work like a dog and get paid like a dog

I know

You`ve been drinking Tom?

Well…

Let me guess

You`re still hustling for beers?

Exactly

And now I`m starving bro

What shall it be?

Gimme four hotdogs

Relish, mustard and lotsa coleslaw

Two French fries and a big beer

We don`t sell alcohol dickwad

I know a big ass root beer my man

Coming right up Tom

Here you go dude

Bon appetite

Thanks you senior Ramesh

Keep the change

Merci beaucoup

Hey no problema

I sit down

Next to two vagrants

They seems more intoxicated than I am

Good thing they`ll leave me alone I hope

Man those dogs are delicious

A gourmet meal for the working class hero indeed

I love to put lotsa ketchup on me fries

So they look all gooey and shit

Miam miam and all mine

I`m eating and suddenly

Something attracts my attention

I`m smelling something

Something strong

Something musky

Smells like piss but stronger

More like ammonia

CHRIST THIS IS FUCKING GROSS I`m thinking

Spare a dog for a brother?

What?

I turn around and

There`s this huge black guy standing in front of me

He must be at least six foot eight

He`s a monster 

He`s fucking reeking

And he`s hungry

I just hope he`s not gay and horny

He comes near me

The mere stench

I can`t take this anymore

I`m about to puke

I look at him and say

Hey bro I`m not hungry anymore

Here, have my meal

Thanks man I like you

Good to hear that I`m thinking

I take out a smoke

Give him one and say

For later on my man

WOW!!!

You`re a real brother, brother

I know

Gotta go enjoy the meal

I will thanks again

It`s alright, goodnight

Nighty night

I get out

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH the clean air

To breathe safely again

Feels damn good

I light up a smoke & take a puff

Time to take a cab

How much do I have left?

Oh shit only 10.00$ in my pockets

Can`t take a motherfucking cab

Which means

I have to take the night bus

It`s gonna take forever to go back home

FUCKING SHIT!!!

I cross the street

I`m in front of the peepshows

Open 24 hours a day

Hey guy wanna blowjob?

Say what?

Wanna blowjob honey?

I look around and in front of me I see

This this fat ugly whore

Wearing a black mini skirt with lotsa tattoos

She`s sporting this huge black t-shirt

Which seems to be glowing in the dark

Thinking of it

This is strange indeed

Glowing t-shirt?

I look closely and discover   

HOLLY SHIT!!!!

It`s not glowing

It`s full of  old cum

Like a glazed dark donut

This is disgusting

I`m shocked

She goes out of the peepshow

Grabs violently cock through my pants

And starts to feel it fast

I`m getting a boner

Even if I feel like puking

This is so awkward, I`m thinking

Let`s go inside

I`ll blow you for twenty dollars

Twenty dollars?

Twenty dollars with a condom

Forty without a condom

Not right now babe

I`ll go get something and come back later ok?

Later?

Yes later

You sure?

Of course I am

You`re not gonna disappoint Zelda?

Of course not look at my boner?

Ok then I`ll be waiting inside

Guess I`ll see you then

Ciao babe

I`m walking north

Just to make sure

I`m not in Zelda`s eyesight anymore

FUCKING SHIT!!!

I`m willing to pay her not to give me a blowjob

STD material indeed

I decide to go further north

Before getting the St- Laurent bus

I stop at the corner of Maisonneuve

I`m waiting in line

What time is it?

About three thirty a.m.

And I`m waiting in line for a bus

At this time of night

After about ten minutes the bus finally arrives

I enter, pay my fare

Sit down at the right end of said bus

I`m feeling less drunk

So I start to look around

There`s a huge Latino guy on my right

Six foot nine and about 300 pounds maybe

I see a gay couple in front of me

There`s some drunkards in the front

Minding their own business

There`s a couple of folks

Who exit the bus at Sherbrooke station

I see a small guy sporting a huge blonde Mohawk

Walking towards the back

He proceeds to sit next to me

I`m thinking

This guy seems like trouble

Or is looking for trouble

After a minute or so

He gets up and starts screaming insanities

I WANT SOME ACID!!!

I WANT SOME PUSSY!!!

YOU DON`T WANNA FUCK WITH ME!!!

HEY YOU GUYS ARE GAY!!!

WANNA FEEL MY COCK!!!

I HAVE TO GET OUT AT JEAN-TALON STREET!!!

And I`m thinking

I also get out at Jean-Talon

I`m gonna be stuck with this asshole

While waiting for the other bus

I gotta do something

I gotta get rid of him fast

Now he`s bugging the latino guy

MAMMA LA VERGA CABRONE!!!

I gotta do something or

The Latino will kill him for sure

HEY YO DUDE!!!

JEAN-TALON STATION IS HERE

Thanks man

It`s all good bro

He finally exits the bus

The Latino guy   

Looks at me and starts laughing

This is Beaubien street amigo

I know

Lemme guess you`re exiting a Jean-Talon?

Exactly amigo

I`m Tom

Sanchez pleased to meet you

Likewise I`m sure

You know

You better not meet him at Jean-Talon

He`ll try to kick your ass

I know

It`s ok amigo

We both get off at the same station

I`m going east

Me too

If he comes near us we` ll both kick his ass

I don`t think we`ll need

To do such a thing

Why is that Tom ?

You know what they say

A dog which barks

Never bites

He`s probably

All talk no action

You might be right amigo

I surely think so

Jean-Talon station

Let`s go!!!

Four o`clock a.m.

And we`re still waiting

This is fucking long Sanchez

I know amigo

I got something for both of us Tom

And what is that?

He pulls out

An half smoked joint

Leftovers from last night

Cool

Let`s smoke up dude

This stuff tastes like shit I say

It is shit Tom

Mexican shit that is

Well it`s potent too

I`m starting to chill out

Exactly amigo

FROSTED FLAKES FOREVER SANCHEZ!!!

Yes sir

Our bus arrives

We both enter

Ten minutes later

My stop Sanchez

I`m off

Take care Tom

You too Sanchez

Ciao bro

I exit the bus

The sun is slowly rising

I`m thinking

I`m still drunk

With a full belly

Still slightly stoned

The day is starting

It`s so sunny

It feel good to be alive

Goodnight

Or

Good morning everybody.