Henry C. Rial is a prolific and busy young man. He runs his own DIY record label (Pennslvainyan Hypnocenter) and records noise under the name `The Rites Of Wall`. The whole album consists of one long (55.21 minutes) piece of anti-music. This untitled track is one long evolving / mutating harsh noise morsel. Not recommended for the faint of ears. There`s hope though. At the end, roughly the last twenty seconds or so, you will hear some nice, peaceful, relaxing droning and/or fading out synth.This album was released in 2013 on Trashfuck Records ( HYPERLINK "http://trashfuck.blogspot.ca/" http://trashfuck.blogspot.ca/ ) and has a highly limited edition of 48 copies. Feel free to contact them for availability or if you`re a hardcore noiser too. Good noise but I wasn`t much into it. I`ve listened to a lot of experimental music and noise in the past so I`m a little blasé. I could say the same thing regarding horror movies. Nonetheless I recommend this album: it has potential and i`d like to see / hear the noisy evolution of one Henry C. Rial. A good effort from a talented young man (under 18). Hey I started recording my own stuff at age 41. Who am I to judge someone else here? Yes, I`m that old my lack of hair proves it. Don`t believe me? Want a DNA sample as well? Don;`t just stand there contact him here: http://pahypnocenter.blogspot.ca/ His email: palemoontapesalt@gmail.com
This CD-R was inside a parcel with various goodies included. There`s no contact address, no email, no information whatsoever, except what`s written on said CD-R. Which reads `Dictation – possum pie` (or is it the other way around?), Chico, 2014, total; 4.35 (the length of this one track recording). The obscure item of the day. This song is a potent mix of acoustic guitar, low-fi rumblings with some percussive elements thrown in. this is experimental noise territory. Definitely my cup of noisy tea i.e challenging and not ear bending. I would like to hear more material from this talented band / artist. I did some googling and no information, nada. I just hope we`ll see more Possum Pie / Dictation material someday
I bought this at Renaissance Montréal for just three Canadian dollars. Yes it`s real it`s damned real people. An environmental sound experience composed of authentic natural sounds recorded by Dan Gibson. Dan Gibson (1922-2006) was a Canadian photographer, cinematographer and sound recordist (sounds like field recordings in my opinion). More than two hundred albums were released by Solitudes. That`s a lot of recordings folks. `Seascapes` (the title says it all here) is made of one long sixty minutes track. I heard in no particular order; the soothing sounds of the wind, seagulls & various shorebirds flying over the ocean, and the slow peaceful melody of the ongoing cascading waves, simply beautiful. I highly recommend this if you ever manage to find it. The perfect soundtrack for a rainy day. A soothing, and relaxing listening experience indeed. Feed me more.
I recently got a small in size but big in content parcel. Inside a regular size envelope Henry C. Rial managed to insert 11 audio CD-R`s!!! I never heard of Bee Spit or The Rites Of Wall. TROW is one of senior Rial`s numerous solo project (he seems to be a really prolific young artist as well). Let`s open things up with: 1 – Bee Spit: aluminum breathing tube (30.00 minutes) = a grinding / rumbling wall of distortion. This is relentless it keeps on going, over and over and over and over again my friend. A painful aural probing listening experience, no doubt. Mental note to myself: `to use as background music` or to piss of my neighbour with is crap / rap music`. 2 – The Rite Of Wall: trow#83 (39.50 minutes)= another grating / grinding full out wall of noise sonic assault. DAMNED I CAN`T HEAR ANYTHING!!! My ears are bleeding it feels good to be alive I recommend this if you like it loud, hardcore and non-stop. The hell with preliminaries let`s get it on like Donkey Kong! Henry C. Rial has a small DIY label releasing tapes and CD`s. More information here: http://pahypnocenter.blogspot.ca/ His email: palemoontapesalt@gmail.com
This was on top of my pile of music to listen / review. That pile keeps getting bigger and bigger every day. There is so much music / noise to listen and less time to actually enjoy it. This is my second Bill Laswell music experience (earlier on I heard / reviewed Hashisheen – the end of law CD, a magnificent album). `Imaginary Cuba`, was released on Wicklow Records in 1999. There`s 15 tracks for a total running time of 58.16 minutes. The music consists of various jam sessions from Cuba mixed with Bill`s unique bass playing (heavy, in a dubish way but always groovy and melodic). I hear some piano, some singing and lots of percussions. The beat never stops, be it Afro-Cuban at times, or it mostly sounds like tribal drumming (me love tribal drumming very, very, very much). If I could find a proper definition for this album, I would say it falls under the spectrum of `world music`, if such a term actually means anything. This recording offers an amazing mix of: Cuban music, jazz, ethnic dub / ambience with lots of dubish bass grooves. It`s definitely a unique listening experience to say the least. If you manage to find this CD, buy it. After doing a little googling, I found out it`s available on: www.amazon.com I recommend hearing this album during winter it will give you good summer vibes.
One of my all time favorites 8.5 by 11 inches cut and paste, black and white, monthly six pager zine. The cover star of this issue is Seasick Steve an old, 73 years old, old school bluesman. I thought I knew a lot of old bluesmen but then Mark Ritchie puts me to shame. The more you learn and the more you realize you don`t know shit. Mark if you like old blues, you should definitely check out some: Blind Lemon Jefferson, Memphis Jug Band, Jimmy Reed, Leadbelly, Hound Dog Taylor, Lightnin`Hopkins and Memphis Minnie. Let`s start things off with some poetry `more cloudy than carefree. Favorite poems this time around are: Beneath cool Beneath your cool jacket And your cool shoes And your jeans which were Deliberately ripped On a production line I would hazard a guess that You are a fucking cunt. But I cannot know that For certain, of course. And Certain things subtly You start to notice Certain things subtly And then They are all you can see. Pretty cool isn`t it? We`re treated with some music, concerts (The Wave Picture 28-10-2014 and Bob Mould 15-11-2014), book and DVD reviews. There`s our monthly episode of `the great rock`n`roll tolchock`. Gary Simmons talks about what it feels like to be in jail. Nobody wants to end up there, that`s a fact Jack. There is a lot of stuff in this issue: poems (by Jason Rodgers, Gary Simmons and François Marceau), some texting nonsense (Gary Simmons), another monthly seria l `Doctor Thornaby`(A Willshaw), and a weird ass drawing from François Marceau. Mark Ritchie ends this zine with `the next`a short story about inner turmoil, staring at your reflection in the mirror while contemplating loneliness. Thanks for publishing all my stuff mon ami! Contact: Mark Ritchie 94 Main Street Forth Lanark ML11 8AB UK Email: donbirnam@hotmail.com
I got this in the mail just before Christmas. Here`s a personal secret: I love getting stuff by the good old expensive mailing system. I come back from work exhausted, open my letterbox and lo and behold, I got a couple of small packages and letters. It gives me a boost of energy and all I want to do is look / read my mail all night long while drinking coffee. This is Node Pajomo`s winter 2014 edition. This is a half size, black & white, cut & paste, 28 pages long zine. The first part of NP is a list of contacts for: mail art contacts, time sensitive mail art projects, mail art exchange ongoing mail art projects, mail art exchange, postcard exchange, tape traders, zine seeking submissions, zine exchange, notice and collaborations. There`s tons of various contacts inside. It`s pretty damned amazing the numbers of underground and / or fringe artists. The second part of NP consists of various zines, chapbooks and music reviews. Note to senior PJM, I love Truman Bentley Jr`s weird homemade DVD`s. So if you ever consider getting rid of them, feel free to contact me, I`ll gladly reply. Last but not least, the piece de resistance folks. We end this with the `Audio Mail Art Project 3 – Indecipherable` compilation CD-R. You will hear music / noise from the likes of: Wheeling Ice, Animals Like Earthquakes, The Greschaks, T.J. Cuckoo, Danny Columbo, S/H/A/R/R/P/S. Edition Janus, Serse Luigetti, Breadwinter, Cold Boiled Dog, Dental Fricative, Minimal Frank, Henry C. Rial and Pedro Bericat. Contact: Node Pajomo P.O. B 2632 Bellingham Washinton 98227-2632 USA
Chronics of perversions part 2 I arrived home early Saturday afternoon My balls empty and my ass still sore Man I never did anything like this before I felt weird, drank a sip of beer and passed out on the couch Later on I hear a buzzing sound I try to sleep but it doesn`t stop DA FUCK IS THIS? I open my eyes and realize It`s the stupid phone ringing
Hello HEY TOM WAZZZUP!!! Stop screaming Chris my head is still spinning from last night Did you get some ass? Sure did bro Which one did you bang? Liz? Vilma? Well to be perfectly honest I banged them both Both Yes, simultaneously WOW!!! Lucky guy Think next time I could join in? Aren`t you going out with Lucy Yes but what they don`t know won`t hurt them CHRIS YOU SELF CENTERED PRICK!!! WHEN YOU`RE WITH SOMEONE YOU DON`T DO THAT!!! NEVER!!! EVER!!! EVER!!! Ok ok Tom chill out I was still thinking about Christine who broke my heart She was having an affair with my best friend at the time That was two years ago But it fucked me up so badly Even today still does I`m sorry if I snapped at you Chris It`s cool Tom Lemme guess Christine right? Unfortunately yes You have to move on with your life man I know Well move on fuck You think she`s still thinking about you? Definitely not Do the same thing dude Ok ok Lucy and I are going out tonight wanna join us? Where you guy`s going? We didn`t decide yet any ideas? What about St-laurent Bifteck? Lemme call Liz first Listen Chris I`m dead from last night I`m gonna take a nice warm shower Then I`ll see what happens I`ll call you back ciao I hang up and pass out on my couch again The buzzing starts… Again
Motherfucking Chris I`m thinking The douchebag won`t leave me alone I pick up the phone CHRIS YOU FUCKING… STOP SCREAMING TOM!!! It`s Liz Hey how are you girl? Feeling fine and what about you? I`m still sore from this morning session What morning session? Holly fucking Molly I can`t tell her what I was doing in the shower with Vilma It`s not a session I mean I slipped on the shower floor and fell on my back My back is still sore at present time OHH POOR BABY BOY… Come here and we`ll both take care of you baby boy Sounds like an invitation IT SURE IS DUMBASS!!! BRING YOUR COCK HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! I`m kinda tired you know You can`t be tired you`re our bitch baby boy Now I hear Vilma saying Yes and you`re gonna like it too Lemme take a shower and I`ll be at your place after Forget about the shower Bring your ass here and we`ll all take a shower Ok then I`m in the cab and I`m thinking Am I gonna do this every weekend? How long will this last? Well might as well enjoy it right now Forget the past Don`t think about the future Live for the moment Enjoy this while it lasts I could be dead tomorrow If there`s a rare form of justice On this planet We all die someday And we don`t know how Amen I light up a smoke pay the driver and exit the cab I`m in front of their apartment They open the door before I could ring the bell Hello ladies Howdy Tom, do come in You want me to cum in? Eventually we all cum in Then we start to laugh Vilma is taking off my shirt while Liz is unzipping my pants
Relax ladies what`s the rush here? Can a guy get a drink first? I`m thirsty like hell FIRST WE FUCK THAN WE DRINK Ok ok They`re faster than I am They`re both naked now C`mon baby boy get in the shower Yeah we`ll both wash you I`m coming I`m coming I`m in the shower and the water`s really hot I close my eyes Let the hot water penetrate my pores I`m relaxing But not for long Liz firmly pinches my ass while licking my ears And I`m thinking this is weird I`m the one usually doing this Shows how much I know about women At the same time Vilma is kissing me while squeezing my balls I`m starting to get hard fast Slow down girls if you keep going on like this Soon I`ll be creaming all over Relax Tom we`re playing with you We don`t want you to cum yet Only when we say so Say what? We gotta surprise for you tonight baby boy You like surprises? Well it depends We`re sure you`ll like it Because we like it And remember baby boy You`re are our bitch How I can I forget? I look at both of them while smiling Now that we`re all cleaned up Let`s get dry first Then we do it in the living room The living room? Yup it will be just like watching TV
I don`t understand Don`t worry Tom we`ll make you understand Yes we will Yeah ok then We`re getting dried up Having two girls wet and naked next to me Gives me an instant boner OHH LOOK VILMA BABY BOY GOTTA BONER!!! I like to rise up to the occasion ladies Now we know we have your attention here Indeed We go in the living room Sit on this chair Tom What do I do next? SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! Relax and enjoy the show They lie on the couch start to kiss each other passionately They`re fondling each other and getting really excited They get up and do a 69 Vilma is on top on Liz I look at them and I`m getting even harder They`re so much enjoying this They forgot I`m actually here Seeing them is this lusty condition Makes me even harder I can`t take it I lay on my back and fondle my testicles I feel a drop of semen Sliding down my oh so hard cock It keeps sliding down Slowly falls on my recently shaved testicles I squeeze my balls with one hand While firmly grabbing my cock I masturbate slowly Real slow I want to make this one last for a longer time So I could enjoy this before reaching climax I hear the girls moaning They`re coming now I don`t hear them anymore They`re lying together, silent with a smile on their faces I`m still slowly jerking off Starting to pant nervously Liz looks at me and says Bring your fat cock here and come on my tits No come on my tits Tom I get up trying to reach them before actually cuming They`re still arguing I`m about to come Liz grabs my cock with both hands and Vilma puts a finger in my ass AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I come on Liz`s nose and eyes TOM YOU FUCKING MORON!!! I CAN`T SEE ANYTHING NOW YOU DUMBASS!!! I`m sorry Liz All that excitement was way too much for me Forget it let`s hit the sack We go to bed and doze off immediately I wake up alone in bed Man they`re already up Damned I light up a smoke
I smell some food cooking Liz is cooking ham, hash browns, eggs with grits `Morning Tom `Morning girls I`m gonna take a shower before eating Ok Tom but don`t forget… I know I won`t lock the washroom door just in case Now that`s a good baby boy Thanks mom I`m in the shower Hot water`s running down my back I`m totally relaxing Feels good to be alive Someone or something is kissing me on the back of my neck Mmmm please this time around leave my ass alone Is that what you really want baby boy? Yes Are you sure? Yes my ass is still sore from last weekend But you had fun admit it Of course I did I turn around to kiss her You still have your clothes on girl? I`m not supposed to be here Tom You look disappointed I thought we were gonna make out in here Wrong idea Liz could hear us Listen I have an idea I got myself a plan Let`s hear it Maybe we could meet up Meet up? Yeah well just you and me you know Liz and I are together every weekend What about the week But I work daytime Same thing here Which leave us evenings Perhaps I close the hot water, turn around and kiss her Mmm Tom stop it I know I know Liz could hear us Get dressed up for breakfast baby boy Ok ok I eat breakfast, do the dishes and come back home Tuesday evening the phone rings Hello HEY BABY BOY!!! Vilma how are you? I`m horny Tom Me too Your place or mine I`d like to try something different this time around I`m listening Vilma We meet in an hour at parc Lafontaine
Parc Lafontaine is a big place Let`s meet in front of the outdoor maze Ok I`ll me sitting on a bench close by I`m on my way Tom Me too I arrive at the park find a bench Sit down and light up a smoke Can I sit here? I look up it`s a small skinny guy No problem it`s a free country I take a puff And notice he`s sitting real close to me He puts his hand on my leg and starts to fondle me You know you`re kinda cute HEY WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU DOING??? Trying to get me some ass that`s what I`m doing Well it`s all good but I don`t swing that way Then why are you sitting next to the outdoor maze? Why shouldn`t I? Because… Because what??? Don`t you know what happens here at night? People get drunk and stone like any park No not at all it`s a gay meeting place Gay meeting place!!! We go here when it`s dark to get laid Why you can`t have sex at home? Yeah but we like the anonymous sex We like the outdoors And also the risk of getting caught Ok I get it I`m supposed to meet a girl here tonight You`re sure it`s not a tranny? TRANNY? Transexual / transvestite No man she`s really a girl We had sex a couple of times already Lucky girl You could say that I came here to get laid And you`re not interested I`m leaving Good luck to you then Thanks and have a good balling session Definitely He splits A couple of minutes later Vilma shows up She looks a me with lusty eyes and says Let`s go fuck in the maze The maze?
Yes the maze That`s where gays go to get laid How come you know that? You`re bisexual now? Not at all Earlier on a dude hit on me For real Yes I told him I was straight Then he told me about what happens here at night Whatever let`s do it in the maze Ok then We enter the maze it`s damp and dark And I hear a lot of moaning Some people are having sex right now There`s a lot of holes in this maze Small ones Big ones It`s done on purpose Vilma spots a big hole Tom go head first in the hole And lie on your back half way through Sure thing I lie on my back half way through The concrete scratches my back This is definitely not comfortable I`m thinking My back hurts babe SHUT UP BABY BOY!!! Before I could say anything My pants and my underwear are lying on the ground She`s playing with my balls and proceeds to blow me She`s going slowly Real slow Man this is great Tom let me know when you`re about to cum ok? Yeah no problem She can talk while blowing me WHATTA WOMAN!!! Now she`s stroking me While licking the top of my cock Damned I don`t know how long I can hold up Not long though VILMA I`M ABOUT TO CUM!!!!
Alright baby boy She`s stroking me faster Then squeezes my balls really hard I can`t take it anymore AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I shoot a huge cumshot Almost Peter North territory here Peter North circa mid eighties early nineties His prime cum period I`m lying on my back breathless and tired Vilma`s cleaning me up Here`s your pants baby boy Get dressed I`m thirsty Wanna grab a beer You read my mind Tom We exit the park hand in hand She likes to have sex and she likes to drink WHATTA WOMAN!!! We enter a local bar Have a couple of brewskies then go back home We do this ritual almost every week Either on a Tuesday or Wednesday night We had sex at lots of place you`d never think off She gave me a hand job at le Club Sandwich
I was eating a poutine She started feeling me while eating I got hard fast Hey I`m easy I pulled it out discretely Or so I though She lit up a smoke and slowly jerked me off I never noticed at the time that the waiter Was ogling me I don`t know if it was the smell of cigarette Her perfume The fries The cheese curds The barbecue sauce The overall ambience Or all of them things But I came really fast I spewed it on the floor discretely or so I thought
The waiter approached us Gave Vilma a pile of napkins Please do clean up before leaving You wouldn`t want anyone to slip on it would you? Oh yeah sure He looks me straight in the eyes smiles and says Nice cumshot dude Thanks man First and last time I went / came at le Club Sandwich We had sex at Cinéma Langelier
True Lies was on
That movie was pure commercial crap The popcorn was soggy and cold The sex was good though Another twenty dollars well spent We also did it in a private booth At the peepshow on St-Catherine On the eastside
It was wild watching porn With the volume blasting through the speakers While she was riding me Like an Amazon in heat DAMNED STRAIGHT!!! But after a couple of weeks Of having sex in weird places It made me realize I`m more conservative than I though I`m also shy and insecure I`m more like you`re place or mine Hotel`s good too I couldn`t go on like this I had to tell her Honesty is the best policy She calls me a Tuesday night I tell her how I feel And that I`d like to make love At her place Or mine Or the hotel Not in public places anymore I like doing it in public places she says I like the thrill of getting caught Sends chills down my spine Makes me wet all over Perhaps I don`t like the idea of getting caught I don`t like strangers watching me You liked it before, didn`t you? I think so YOU THINK SO??? I`m not sure anymore What about tonight Tom? I could go to your place Can`t Liz is here Let`s go to my place then I don`t know You don`t know?? I`m tired Tom I`ll call it a night Ok Vilma I`ll call you next week NO I`LL CALL YOU NEXT TIME TOM!!! Sure I`ll wait for your call The following week No call The other week No call The third week No call
I phone her She answers the phone and says I can`t talk right now, I`m leaving to meet Brad Brad??? Never mind Tom NEVER MIND??? You had your chance and you blew it DON’T CALL ME, ILL CALL YOU!!! Well, eh… She hung up before I could say anything That was the last time we spoke
We like to think we know everything That we have all the answers The more you learn The more you discover You don`t know fuck all You`re reading this right now Someone else will Some will enjoy it Others might relate to it Others might hate reading this But my life
Chronics of perversions part 1 It was a Friday night around 8 o`cock p.m. I was hanging out at Foufounes Électriques
The place was slowly getting crowded There`s a crusty punk band playing Forgot their names though So long ago And I`m not getting any younger They were playing decent hardcore They sounded almost as good as the Dead Kennedys I saw the DK`s live at the Foufounes during the same time period
An intense, aggressive, in your face performance I`m sitting at the bar, chilling out, I turn around
Hey Tom! Chris what the hell are you doing here? You`re lost is that it? No you dumbass I came here with my new girlfriend Oh yeah so where is she? You`re all alone man She`s playing pool with Vilma Vilma you mean Wilma Like in the Flintstones HEY WILMA GET ME A BEER HONEY
No you fucking moron Vilma She`s Hungarian Lemme get this straight She`s hungry for some of Tom`s raw meat Even though I`m Canadian and not Hungarian Kinda well hung though Ah, ah, ah Tom you fucking asshole No wonder you never get laid You talk too much and barely listen I didn`t understand a single word you said Chris What? I`m kidding bro chill-out I have to admit you`re right For a junkie anyways That was low Tom, real low I`ve been sober for three months now You`re serious ? Yes it`s really hard to keep clean I believe you It is a daily war with dependency I`m proud of you my friend I have confidence in you You can do it Thanks Tom Let`s go meet the girls Sure thing would you like a smoke? Of course Here you go dude Thanks Chris Too many girls here, which table are they playing? The last one Where? There I see three girls a fat one with two smaller ones My girlfriend is there Tom Why are they three then? The one with dirty blond hair That`s my girlfriend Lucy The one with really short red hair is Vilma What about the chunky one? That`s Liz it`s Vilma`s part time lover? PART TIME? Vilma`s bisexual she likes some dick every now and then She looks weird She`s kinda small with short red hair She looks like a punkish elf though Yeah and what do you look like Tom? I`m Billy Idol
You`re more like Chunky Idol You`re starting to have a beer belly dude I grab my belly look at him and say This, this is all mine for the taking baby Tom, do not, I repeat, don`t ever DO THAT IN FRONT OF THE LADIES AGAIN Unless you want to spend another bachelor`s evening Watching porn and jerking off Okay man relax, chill out, don`t be a lemon Come on let me introduce you Hey girls this is my good buddy Tom Hello ladies Hi I`m Lucy I`m Liz I`m Vilma Pleased to meet you all Looks like you`re playing pool Looks like Can I join in? You play pool Tom? A little I`m an amateur Don`t fuck with us Chris told us everything about you You`re a hustler, a hustler What can I say? Chris has a big mouth So are we gonna play or look at the scenery? Wanna play teams? Which teams? The girls vs the guys
Big ass battle of the sexes Liz comes next to me pinches my ass and says I like to mix things up you`re mine What? I mean you`re my partner Tom Sounds good to me No sounds good to me baby boy I look at her and smile When I don`t know how to react properly I shut up and smile And I`m thinking It`s always the same I`m a chunky chick magnet We play a couple of games Liz and I are undefeated She seems to enjoy it Too much I`m thinking Once in awhile she pinches my ass And gives me passionate French kisses Whenever she does that Vilma`s face turns scarlet red She`s jealous and it shows Is she jealous of Liz, me or both of us? I don`t know Doesn`t matter though We`re on to something I`m thinking After a couple of more beers My bladder is full I gotta take a leak Hey you guys I gotta go downstairs to take a piss I won`t be long I`m going with you says Liz Wait for me I`m going with you guys Sure thing ladies I light up a smoke I`m going down the stairway With Liz and Vilma to keep me company We reach the basement where the washroom is located It`s damp and dark too There`s no bouncers no security whatsoever I see folks sharing a joint A girl is shooting up some shit While I hear Skinny Puppy`s song `assimilate` playing in the background We pass the women`s washroom Someone grabs my ass and pushes me inside I enter, slip and fall on my back WHAT DA FUCK??? Liz lifts me up And throws me in the washroom I look at her She has a weird kinda crazed look I WANT YOUR COCK BABY BOY!!! Holly fuck she`s horny and she wants me Man there`s no escape here She opens the door But she can`t enter the washroom She`s too fat to go in JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! I look at her face and start to laugh immediately She splits and I get up to close the door But before I could do anything Vilma comes in and locks the door CAN I COME IN BABY BOY??? Yeah sure anytime girl GOOD So like what you wanna do?? SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! Ok I sit down she leans on me She kisses me passionately while slowly unzipping my pants Instant erection territory You know I still have to piss You talk too much Go with the flow She kisses me some more She`s grabbing my balls Now she`s squeezing them It`s slightly painful and pleasurable at the same time This is weird but fun Never tried anything like that before C`MON VILMA SHOW ME HIS COCK!!! What??? I look at the door and it`s still locked UP HERE BABY BOY!!! I look up All I see is her head She`s in the washroom on my left Now I get it She`s standing on top of the washroom Man this is so damned crazy You like what you see liz? I love it Vilma You have a nice dick baby boy Well thank you maam I want his cock Vilma No I want his cock Relax girls I still have to pee you know SHUT UP TOM!!! Fuck off girls I gotta pee I get up open the door and throw Vilma out I lock up and start to pee Damned it feels so good emptying one`s full bladder I light up another cigarette pull my pants up Open the washroom door
And start to wash my hands I`m the only one in the women`s washroom This is definitely a good thing I exit the washroom The girls are sharing a joint in the corridor Spare a puff for a brother in need? Nope Vilma blinks at me Throws the joint outside Why did you do that girl? Look outside Tom I look, and see a tall guy pick up the joint He splits right away with a smile on his face That was for my body Tryon Ok you like to share then? We both like to share Let`s get the fuck out of here You wanna play some more pool? No we`re taking you home Sure thing ladies First things first I gotta say goodnight to Chris and Lucy Ok we`ll wait for you outside Don`t take too long baby boy Hey Chris I`m leaving with Liz & Vilma How come? It`s not even midnight I know but they wanna take me home Take you home? What for? Lucy looks at Chris and starts to laugh What`s so funny babe? You didn`t get it? Get what? I`M GONNA GET SOME ASS MORON!!! GONNA GET MYSELF A THREESOME BABY!!! Now I get it Tom I`m kinda slow sometimes You sure are Homer DOH!!! Indeed Chris Ok gotta go, later Later dude Ciao I get out Vilma and Liz are sharing another joint Spare a puff for a brother in need? Why not here you go baby boy I inhale and start to cough immediately WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THIS?
That`s exactly it baby boy, shit Potent shit too I`m feeling kinda dizzy my head starts to spin Let`s get the hell outta this scene says Vilma Ok let`s hit St-Laurent metro station then No no no Tom we`re taking a cab And it`s your treat too Why should I pay for the cab? Don`t worry baby boy we`ll make it up to you Ok then
We find a cab and we all sit in the back Vilma is on my left Liz is on my right side Wanna smoke girls? No we smoked enough already More cigs for me then I take a puff and start to think If I`m lucky I get to bang Vilma Knowing my complete lack of luck with women I`ll end up having sex with Liz I keep thinking What kind of sexual position Would be less painful for me if I end up with Liz? Someone is feeling my right leg While someone else is feeling my left leg Both girl are feeling me right now I`m getting hard fast Oh Tom is that a boner or you`re just happy to see us? Well , ehh… Hey you guys need any help in there? I look I see the cab drivers face in the rear view mirror He`s smiling too Before I could say anything Liz screams SHUT UP AND DRIVE!!!! FUCKING OLD PERV!!! Forget it bitch WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?? Nothing I was just talking to myself But no one is answering We all start to laugh Good one my man And you are? I`m Dale Pleased to meet you I`m Tom I`m Liz And I`m Vilma Pleased to meet you all Where are we going? Bélanger Street, corner of Molson North east corner to be more precise says Vilma We arrive How much do I owe you Dale? That will be 12.50 $ Here`s twenty keep the change my good man Thank you very much kind sir No problemo amigo We exit the cab it`s so damn cold outside Where do you live? The apartment just here We enter and I light up a smoke Mind if I smoke? It`s alright Tom have a seat Make yourself at home I sit down on the couch Would you like something to drink baby boy? BEER!!! BEER!!! BEER!!! Sorry but all we have left is tequila
It`s alright Alcohol is alcohol after all Tom don`t be a slouch and make us some room will you? I move a little And they sit down on both sides Feels like I`m getting sandwiched here Here`s your drink baby boy Thanks Vilma I take a sip This stuff tastes great It`s tequila with lemon lime soda And a dash of grapefruit juice WOW!! This is amazing!!! It`s way better than beer TAKE OFF YOU SHIRT BABY BOY!!! Yeah take off your shirt Like right now Liz screams at me: RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! Ok ok don`t go crazy Is that a beer belly here? Just a little one you know Before I could say anything Vilma start to kiss me While Liz is unzipping my pant and feeling my dick Mmm baby boy got some nice equipment here I`m still kissing Vilma She takes off her shirt I`m removing her bra and licking her hard nipples Liz is slowly sucking me off They both get up at the same time Lie on your back baby boy What? You`re gonna do us both Ok then I lie on my back Liz jumps on my cock While Vilma shoves her wet pussy in my face Liz works my cock man is she wet My dick is flooded with her juices And she didn`t even come yet Vilma`s about to come She`s jerking out all over while moaning at the same time Liz is coming too She`s going faster up and down Up and down Feels like she`s crushing my hips AHHHHHHHH!!! We all come at the same time They`re both laying on me now We pass out, exhausted Later on The smell of bacon wakes me up
Something`s cooking I get up, light up a cigarette I`m alone in the living room I get up still naked Trying to find my clothes Ah fuck it I`ll stay naked I enter the kitchen Vilma`s cooking some bacon and eggs with fries Liz is having a smoke while drinking juice Hey ladies Morning Tom They look at me and start to laugh What`s so funny? Take a look at yourself in the mirror Where? There`s a big one in the living room Ok I go back in the living room, find the mirror and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!! My face and especially my forehead Is all red as if I have a sunburn I enter the kitchen Did you pull a practical joke on me? It`s not practical It`s not a joke The joke`s on you though What happened here??? You remember last night? Yes I was eating your pussy While you were riding my dick Yes and… And what? Didn`t notice anything peculiar Tom? Nothing I was too much into it to notice anything They start to laugh some more Tell him Liz No you tell him Tell me what? Vilma was on the rag when you were licking her pussy HOLLY FUCKING MOLLY!!!! This is disgusting I gotta go clean myself Here`s your breakfast babe Thanks babe Vilma gives Liz a passionate kiss Now I`m half erect There`s a washroom at the end of the corridor Get yourself cleaned up and come back for breakfast Ok Vilma Don`t lock the door in case we need to pee Sure thing I love taking a shower with really hot water It`s relaxing And also refreshing I put soap all over my body I feel a strange sensation There`s a middle finger entering my ass I hope it`s a middle finger and not a guy behind me As I slowly turn around to see who Or what is behind me I sense a hand rapidly squeezing my balls VILMA KEEP GOING BABY!!! SHUT UP TOM!!! You want Liz to hear us? What`s wrong with that? She`s so fucking jealous and crazy We have to keep this a secret Yeah but what about… Before I could finish my sentence She kisses me and strokes my soapy cock Here let me rinse off that soap baby boy I`m leaning on the shower wall There`s hot water splashing on me And I`m oh so hard Vilma licks my nipples Now her tongue is licking my belly Slowly going down some more Slowly Real slow I`m really hard I`m almost ready to come She didn`t even suck my cock yet She`s playing with my balls Squeezing them Rubbing them Scratching them Squeezing them some more She`s licking the tip of my cock Playing with it Teasing it Slowly licking it She opens her mouth and swallows it She`s going up and down Up and down Gobble gobble Now she`s putting two fingers in my ass
It`s painful Now she`s shoving another finger in my ass OUCH STOP IT!!! IT HURTS!!! Shut up you want Liz to hear us? But it hurts Shut up I`m trying to find your P point P point? Now she`s violently sucking me off While putting more fingers in my ass Hold on hold on I can`t take it anymore I`m coming while almost passing out at the same time I look at her And her face is covered with cum Like a refried fried donut WOW! It`s the first time I come like that I know Tom I found your P point P point? Prostate point Say what? Pleasure and pain collides together Which give you a new type of orgasm I don`t understand It`s like Like I`m blowing you while someone sodomize you Two persons are servicing you at the same time You come both ways It`s so primal and violent That you`re ready to pass out Hey I never want to be sodomized by anybody But you liked my fingers going inside didn`t you? Yes Let`s do it some more End of part one.
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