It was a Friday night around 8 o`cock p.m.
I was hanging out at Foufounes Électriques
The place was slowly getting crowded
There`s a crusty punk band playing
Forgot their names though
So long ago
And I`m not getting any younger
They were playing decent hardcore
They sounded almost as good as the Dead Kennedys
I saw the DK`s live at the Foufounes during the same time period
An intense, aggressive, in your face performance
I`m sitting at the bar, chilling out, I turn around
Hey Tom!
Chris what the hell are you doing here?
You`re lost is that it?
No you dumbass
I came here with my new girlfriend
Oh yeah so where is she?
You`re all alone man
She`s playing pool with Vilma
Vilma you mean Wilma
Like in the Flintstones
HEY WILMA GET ME A BEER HONEY
No you fucking moron Vilma
She`s Hungarian
Lemme get this straight
She`s hungry for some of Tom`s raw meat
Even though I`m Canadian and not Hungarian
Kinda well hung though
Ah, ah, ah
Tom you fucking asshole
No wonder you never get laid
You talk too much and barely listen
I didn`t understand a single word you said Chris
What?
I`m kidding bro chill-out
I have to admit you`re right
For a junkie anyways
That was low Tom, real low
I`ve been sober for three months now
You`re serious ?
Yes it`s really hard to keep clean
I believe you
It is a daily war with dependency
I`m proud of you my friend
I have confidence in you
You can do it
Thanks Tom
Let`s go meet the girls
Sure thing would you like a smoke?
Of course
Here you go dude
Thanks Chris
Too many girls here, which table are they playing?
The last one
Where?
There
I see three girls a fat one with two smaller ones
My girlfriend is there Tom
Why are they three then?
The one with dirty blond hair
That`s my girlfriend Lucy
The one with really short red hair is Vilma
What about the chunky one?
That`s Liz it`s Vilma`s part time lover?
PART TIME?
Vilma`s bisexual she likes some dick every now and then
She looks weird
She`s kinda small with short red hair
She looks like a punkish elf though
Yeah and what do you look like Tom?
I`m Billy Idol
You`re more like Chunky Idol
You`re starting to have a beer belly dude
I grab my belly look at him and say
This, this is all mine for the taking baby
Tom, do not, I repeat, don`t ever
DO THAT IN FRONT OF THE LADIES AGAIN
Unless you want to spend another bachelor`s evening
Watching porn and jerking off
Okay man relax, chill out, don`t be a lemon
Come on let me introduce you
Hey girls this is my good buddy Tom
Hello ladies
Hi I`m Lucy
I`m Liz
I`m Vilma
Pleased to meet you all
Looks like you`re playing pool
Looks like
Can I join in?
You play pool Tom?
A little
I`m an amateur
Don`t fuck with us Chris told us everything about you
You`re a hustler, a hustler
What can I say?
Chris has a big mouth
So are we gonna play or look at the scenery?
Wanna play teams?
Which teams?
The girls vs the guys
Big ass battle of the sexes
Liz comes next to me pinches my ass and says
I like to mix things up you`re mine
What?
I mean you`re my partner Tom
Sounds good to me
No sounds good to me baby boy
I look at her and smile
When I don`t know how to react properly
I shut up and smile
And I`m thinking
It`s always the same
I`m a chunky chick magnet
We play a couple of games
Liz and I are undefeated
She seems to enjoy it
Too much I`m thinking
Once in awhile she pinches my ass
And gives me passionate French kisses
Whenever she does that
Vilma`s face turns scarlet red
She`s jealous and it shows
Is she jealous of Liz, me or both of us?
I don`t know
Doesn`t matter though
We`re on to something I`m thinking
After a couple of more beers
My bladder is full
I gotta take a leak
Hey you guys
I gotta go downstairs to take a piss
I won`t be long
I`m going with you says Liz
Wait for me I`m going with you guys
Sure thing ladies
I light up a smoke
I`m going down the stairway
With Liz and Vilma to keep me company
We reach the basement where the washroom is located
It`s damp and dark too
There`s no bouncers no security whatsoever
I see folks sharing a joint
A girl is shooting up some shit
While I hear
Skinny Puppy`s song `assimilate` playing in the background
We pass the women`s washroom
Someone grabs my ass and pushes me inside
I enter, slip and fall on my back
WHAT DA FUCK???
Liz lifts me up
And throws me in the washroom
I look at her
She has a weird kinda crazed look
I WANT YOUR COCK BABY BOY!!!
Holly fuck she`s horny and she wants me
Man there`s no escape here
She opens the door
But she can`t enter the washroom
She`s too fat to go in
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
I look at her face and start to laugh immediately
She splits and I get up to close the door
But before I could do anything
Vilma comes in and locks the door
CAN I COME IN BABY BOY???
Yeah sure anytime girl
GOOD
So like what you wanna do??
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!
Ok
I sit down she leans on me
She kisses me passionately while slowly unzipping my pants
Instant erection territory
You know I still have to piss
You talk too much
Go with the flow
She kisses me some more
She`s grabbing my balls
Now she`s squeezing them
It`s slightly painful and pleasurable at the same time
This is weird but fun
Never tried anything like that before
C`MON VILMA SHOW ME HIS COCK!!!
What???
I look at the door and it`s still locked
UP HERE BABY BOY!!!
I look up
All I see is her head
She`s in the washroom on my left
Now I get it
She`s standing on top of the washroom
Man this is so damned crazy
You like what you see liz?
I love it Vilma
You have a nice dick baby boy
Well thank you maam
I want his cock Vilma
No I want his cock
Relax girls I still have to pee you know
SHUT UP TOM!!!
Fuck off girls I gotta pee
I get up open the door and throw Vilma out
I lock up and start to pee
Damned it feels so good emptying one`s full bladder
I light up another cigarette pull my pants up
Open the washroom door
And start to wash my hands
I`m the only one in the women`s washroom
This is definitely a good thing
I exit the washroom
The girls are sharing a joint in the corridor
Spare a puff for a brother in need?
Nope
Vilma blinks at me
Throws the joint outside
Why did you do that girl?
Look outside Tom
I look, and see a tall guy pick up the joint
He splits right away with a smile on his face
That was for my body Tryon
Ok you like to share then?
We both like to share
Let`s get the fuck out of here
You wanna play some more pool?
No we`re taking you home
Sure thing ladies
First things first I gotta say goodnight to Chris and Lucy
Ok we`ll wait for you outside
Don`t take too long baby boy
Hey Chris I`m leaving with Liz & Vilma
How come?
It`s not even midnight
I know but they wanna take me home
Take you home?
What for?
Lucy looks at Chris and starts to laugh
What`s so funny babe?
You didn`t get it?
Get what?
I`M GONNA GET SOME ASS MORON!!!
GONNA GET MYSELF A THREESOME BABY!!!
Now I get it Tom
I`m kinda slow sometimes
You sure are Homer
DOH!!!
Indeed Chris
Ok gotta go, later
Later dude
Ciao
I get out Vilma and Liz are sharing another joint
Spare a puff for a brother in need?
Why not here you go baby boy
I inhale and start to cough immediately
WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THIS?
That`s exactly it baby boy, shit
Potent shit too
I`m feeling kinda dizzy my head starts to spin
Let`s get the hell outta this scene says Vilma
Ok let`s hit St-Laurent metro station then
No no no Tom we`re taking a cab
And it`s your treat too
Why should I pay for the cab?
Don`t worry baby boy we`ll make it up to you
Ok then
We find a cab and we all sit in the back
Vilma is on my left
Liz is on my right side
Wanna smoke girls?
No we smoked enough already
More cigs for me then
I take a puff and start to think
If I`m lucky I get to bang Vilma
Knowing my complete lack of luck with women
I`ll end up having sex with Liz
I keep thinking
What kind of sexual position
Would be less painful for me if I end up with Liz?
Someone is feeling my right leg
While someone else is feeling my left leg
Both girl are feeling me right now
I`m getting hard fast
Oh Tom is that a boner or you`re just happy to see us?
Well , ehh…
Hey you guys need any help in there?
I look
I see the cab drivers face in the rear view mirror
He`s smiling too
Before I could say anything Liz screams
SHUT UP AND DRIVE!!!!
FUCKING OLD PERV!!!
Forget it bitch
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??
Nothing I was just talking to myself
But no one is answering
We all start to laugh
Good one my man
And you are?
I`m Dale
Pleased to meet you I`m Tom
I`m Liz
And I`m Vilma
Pleased to meet you all
Where are we going?
Bélanger Street, corner of Molson
North east corner to be more precise says Vilma
We arrive
How much do I owe you Dale?
That will be 12.50 $
Here`s twenty keep the change my good man
Thank you very much kind sir
No problemo amigo
We exit the cab it`s so damn cold outside
Where do you live?
The apartment just here
We enter and I light up a smoke
Mind if I smoke?
It`s alright Tom have a seat
Make yourself at home
I sit down on the couch
Would you like something to drink baby boy?
BEER!!!
BEER!!!
BEER!!!
Sorry but all we have left is tequila
It`s alright
Alcohol is alcohol after all
Tom don`t be a slouch and make us some room will you?
I move a little
And they sit down on both sides
Feels like I`m getting sandwiched here
Here`s your drink baby boy
Thanks Vilma
I take a sip
This stuff tastes great
It`s tequila with lemon lime soda
And a dash of grapefruit juice
WOW!! This is amazing!!!
It`s way better than beer
TAKE OFF YOU SHIRT BABY BOY!!!
Yeah take off your shirt
Like right now
Liz screams at me: RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
Ok ok don`t go crazy
Is that a beer belly here?
Just a little one you know
Before I could say anything Vilma start to kiss me
While Liz is unzipping my pant and feeling my dick
Mmm baby boy got some nice equipment here
I`m still kissing Vilma
She takes off her shirt
I`m removing her bra and licking her hard nipples
Liz is slowly sucking me off
They both get up at the same time
Lie on your back baby boy
What?
You`re gonna do us both
Ok then
I lie on my back
Liz jumps on my cock
While Vilma shoves her wet pussy in my face
Liz works my cock man is she wet
My dick is flooded with her juices
And she didn`t even come yet
Vilma`s about to come
She`s jerking out all over while moaning at the same time
Liz is coming too
She`s going faster up and down
Up and down
Feels like she`s crushing my hips
AHHHHHHHH!!!
We all come at the same time
They`re both laying on me now
We pass out, exhausted
Later on
The smell of bacon wakes me up
Something`s cooking
I get up, light up a cigarette
I`m alone in the living room
I get up still naked
Trying to find my clothes
Ah fuck it I`ll stay naked
I enter the kitchen
Vilma`s cooking some bacon and eggs with fries
Liz is having a smoke while drinking juice
Hey ladies
Morning Tom
They look at me and start to laugh
What`s so funny?
Take a look at yourself in the mirror
Where?
There`s a big one in the living room
Ok
I go back in the living room, find the mirror and
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
My face and especially my forehead
Is all red as if I have a sunburn
I enter the kitchen
Did you pull a practical joke on me?
It`s not practical
It`s not a joke
The joke`s on you though
What happened here???
You remember last night?
Yes I was eating your pussy
While you were riding my dick
Yes and…
And what?
Didn`t notice anything peculiar Tom?
Nothing I was too much into it to notice anything
They start to laugh some more
Tell him Liz
No you tell him
Tell me what?
Vilma was on the rag when you were licking her pussy
HOLLY FUCKING MOLLY!!!!
This is disgusting
I gotta go clean myself
Here`s your breakfast babe
Thanks babe
Vilma gives Liz a passionate kiss
Now I`m half erect
There`s a washroom at the end of the corridor
Get yourself cleaned up and come back for breakfast
Ok Vilma
Don`t lock the door in case we need to pee
Sure thing
I love taking a shower with really hot water
It`s relaxing
And also refreshing
I put soap all over my body
I feel a strange sensation
There`s a middle finger entering my ass
I hope it`s a middle finger and not a guy behind me
As I slowly turn around to see who
Or what is behind me
I sense a hand rapidly squeezing my balls
VILMA KEEP GOING BABY!!!
SHUT UP TOM!!!
You want Liz to hear us?
What`s wrong with that?
She`s so fucking jealous and crazy
We have to keep this a secret
Yeah but what about…
Before I could finish my sentence
She kisses me and strokes my soapy cock
Here let me rinse off that soap baby boy
I`m leaning on the shower wall
There`s hot water splashing on me
And I`m oh so hard
Vilma licks my nipples
Now her tongue is licking my belly
Slowly going down some more
Slowly
Real slow
I`m really hard
I`m almost ready to come
She didn`t even suck my cock yet
She`s playing with my balls
Squeezing them
Rubbing them
Scratching them
Squeezing them some more
She`s licking the tip of my cock
Playing with it
Teasing it
Slowly licking it
She opens her mouth and swallows it
She`s going up and down
Up and down
Gobble gobble
Now she`s putting two fingers in my ass
It`s painful
Now she`s shoving another finger in my ass
OUCH STOP IT!!!
IT HURTS!!!
Shut up you want Liz to hear us?
But it hurts
Shut up I`m trying to find your P point
P point?
Now she`s violently sucking me off
While putting more fingers in my ass
Hold on hold on I can`t take it anymore
I`m coming while almost passing out at the same time
I look at her
And her face is covered with cum
Like a refried fried donut
WOW! It`s the first time I come like that
I know Tom I found your P point
P point?
Prostate point
Say what?
Pleasure and pain collides together
Which give you a new type of orgasm
I don`t understand
It`s like
Like
I`m blowing you while someone sodomize you
Two persons are servicing you at the same time
You come both ways
It`s so primal and violent
That you`re ready to pass out
Hey
I never want to be sodomized by anybody
But you liked my fingers going inside didn`t you?
Yes
Let`s do it some more
End of part one.
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