Poetry of the day

The meaning of life

(François Marceau 12-05-2016)

 

As I get older

Time seems to move faster

I wake up, it`s Monday

And now, we`re Friday

The weekend is near

And my only fear

Is to run out of beer…

 

 

Not a team player

(François Marceau 12-05-2016)

 

There`s this guy, he`d give you the jitters

His name was Smithers

He would give old Hoss

That`s the name of his boss

His daily blowjob

Old Hoss couldn`t keep an erection

He was impotent

As a bonafide rodent

Smithers never got that promotion

And he lost his job

Now he`s homeless and sucking cock

Just to make a daily buck

You know this ain`t funny

But there`s a lesson to be learned from that story

You`ll never get ahead

By giving head…