Showing posts with label Quebec. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quebec. Show all posts

Saturday, 6 July 2013

Kurt Beaulieu interview

1-  How are you and who are you?
    
      Kurt Beaulieu, professional dilettante.


2-  How long have you been drawing (comics and illustrations) and where was the first place you got published?
            
     25 years of obscurity... Officially in some student paper, but the starting point was the first comix zine i produced, L'Echo Des Chantiers. A zine i created because i was sacked from said student paper (for being too negative)...




3-  I heard you`ve been published worldwide. Could you give us more details?
                    
      Some one of those comix found their way in places like Macedonia or Poland. So they appeared in collectives (sometimes without my authorization).The translation of one my stories in polish is one of my favorite achievements, though i can't tell if the translation was accurate or not...


4-  What inspires you and/or what influences you? Where do you come up with those somewhat strange, cryptic ideas?
              
      I don't write scripts, writing a script and illustrating it, i find really boring. So there's a disjointed aspect at first, but sense will appear if you give it a chance. My main inspiration comes from looking at women on the street. "If William Burroughs wrote a L Word episode, With Russ Meyer directing" (Blurb for my future graphic novel)...


5-  Now regarding your solo experimental noise project. What`s the sound of Painful Defecation like?
              
      At first it was total loop abuse, but it evolved into abrasive ambiant. but the odd rythmic  track can still pop up.
              
                       
6-  Where does the name Painful Defecation comes from? Is it a solo project, a band, a duo, a collective perhaps?
                                 
      At first it was called Goodbye Tonsils, after a Severed Heads track, but the title  of my second demo was Painful Defecation, so this was later adopted for being a more industrial, yet stupid name. It's just me, yes, but one day i'd like to add a female vocalist, screaming obscenities against men.


7-  When do you record music (early bird, daily bird or a night owl)?

       Evenings, but now i'm on my summer break.


8-  What kind of gear/equipment are you using?

       Just a PC, samples, And Audacity. sometimes with Wavelab and Goldwave. All in all, a very abstract way to write music.


9-  What inspires you?
      Like my comix, i don't have a plan when i start making a tune, so i take something from my sample bank and build up from that. Often i take a three second bit from some song, loop it, slow it down, add effects, take another bit, layer it. Sometimes i can make one in one evening, and sometimes it can simmer in my hard drive for months until the right modification comes along.


10-  What are your influences?

      Totally old school, Kraftwerk, Severed Heads, Cab Volt, Whitehouse, Nurse With Wound, the classics...


11-  Besides your comics and Painful Defecation do you have any other musical and/or artistic projects?
         
      I also do Mail Art, but the higher and higher cost of stamps made me slow down a bit...


12-  Do you perform live?

        No. With the kind of music i do, it would be just me on stage with a laptop pressing play. And there's too much of that already.


13-  How`s the underground music scene in Montréal?

        I don't hang out with musicians, thankfully...


14-  What type of music are you into? What about movies, television, radio maybe?

          For the music see question 10. Been two years since i had a TV, so i watch Doctor Who and japanese animation DVD's on the computer. I like to listen to American talk radio also.


15-  Please give us some contact information?




16-  Any closing comments?

       The good side of the internet: anybody can put their stuff on it.
The bad side of the internet:   anybody can put their stuff on it.
Thanks a lot for the interview.



Painful Defecation - songs about Jesus sampler (cassette)



I recently received a small parcel from local underground comic book  legend Kurt Beaulieu. He send me a small zine and an audio tape. `Painful Defecation`  is senior Beaulieu`s  own solo noise \ experimental noise project. I have maybe five or six different Painful Defecation CD`s at my home. Even though I`m open to almost everything, I`m not a particular fan. The CD`s are full of songs (which is a good thing) but most of said songs are too short and seem to fall apart. They sound like samples or rough drafts i.e. unfinished pieces. This is a hsort cassette (under 23 minutes) with seven tracks. Here`s a small description of what`s in store for us….
1- le docteur Manta reapparait: meditative ambient noise (recalls Forbidden Planet soundtracks at times).
2- grunderzeit: alien experimental muzak & low-fi beats (simply adorable).
3- Sonia et Lilly; low-fi beats colliding with weird noise bytes and processed voice (welcome to strangeland brothers and sisters).
4- german sex (pedo bear mix); ambient noise done with various processed sounds.
5- la seconde venue de Maurice Papon: peaceful, yet meditative ambient noise.
6- mormor, mor, mor, mor: more ambient noise.
7- blorp exz: low-fi electroacoustic noise maybe?
I`m impressed, this is the best Painful Defecation album. All the songs are pretty damn amazing, they flow well together, highly recommended. I wonder if Kurt is still using and old Mac to record is stuff. I`ll try to get an interview later on. You can download a bunch of albums here:
The man`s got his own blog too:

Friday, 21 June 2013

art is everywhere part 9

I recently received a small parcel containing a cassette and some zine, courtesy of Kurt Beaulieu himself. I will eventually review his tape, but first things first the art. Enjoy the show!!!
















He also does his own little blog here:
http://sabineetsesamies2.blogspot.ca/
More information and downloads regarding his solo music/experimental noise project (Painful Defecation):
http://painfuldefecation.bandcamp.com/



Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Neal Wilgus

The other day I got a small parcel from Neal Wilgus. Inside there was some poems, some collages, a brief bio and a letter (saying how much he liked my illustration which was published in the latest Psionic Plastic Joy zine). Neal is an amazing american poet. Contact him. This I command!!! Here's what was in said package:








Here's his brief bio:



I send him as a trade two original drawings. Those drawings where supposed to be CD covers for a new solo retard / shitnoise project of mine named 'Onion Dick'. I was not satisfied with the end results so I got rid of them. Here they are. You be the judge. Enjoy the show!!!


Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Tales from Tom the drunk hustler part 3


When I was a young chap (a couple of centuries ago) I would go clubbing / cruising every weekend with my two friends. There`s Pat, the small, tough as nails, silent rebel, and also Chris, the loud mouth, accident prone type. Last but not least, I`m Tom, the one in the middle.    


Rise of the it
It was a Friday night
Around eight o` clock p.m.
I was waiting for a phone call
From Chris
or Pat
or both
we where supposed to go out together
I was dressing up
Trying to look good, if that` s a possibility
While having a smoke
The phone rang, it was Chris
Hey man you ready to go out
Of course bro
I` m fucking thirsty and horny
In no particular order
Where you wanna go?
Oh one of our usual dives
You mean one of them hellholes on St-Laurent street
Exactly my man
I` ll go anywhere except café Cléopatre
I don` t wanna go there either
What about Chris ?
He should be here in a couple of minutes
Where you guys want to meet up ?
Let` s see around nine thirty p.m.
St-Laurent street corner of St-Catherine
In front of La Belle Province
Done deal my man
I` ll see you guys there
Ciao
I arrive there nine fifteen pm
It` s cold and humid
Now it` s starting to rain




I enter La Belle Province, order a hotdog
lotsa cabbage and hot mustard
I pay, have a seat next to the entrance
I` m inside, nice and warm
It` s nine forty five and I` m waiting
Ten o` clock, still fucking waiting
They arrive around ten thirty
Google eyes and gone
How come you` re so damn late I ask
Did you guys smoke up without me again ?
Just a little bit
But we have some more, ah, ah, ah…




We go in the back alley, smoke a couple of doobies
Now we` re back on St-Laurent street
All buzzed and stoned out of our minds
Chilling out
Where should we go Chris asks
I dunno man
Maybe we should go to Tavern Alouette Pat says
Good idea man
I think it` s worst than Midways
That` s why I wanna go there Pat says
Let` s go
You know you` re going to a real dive
When you open the door, and realize it` s a huge metal door
With bulletproof glass
We sit down , light up some smokes
Waiter arrives 6 foot 6, dark air he weights around 250 pounds
250 pounds of muscles
he looks mean and tough
I` m thinking to myself
Is he a waiter, a bouncer or both ?
We order some pitchers, pay up and start drinking fast




We` re thirsty like hell
That` s what happens when you smoke up too much
A couple of pitchers later
And all the ugly whores start to look good
Ah, the joys of drunken oblivion
Then she walked in
It was a transvestite
He was trying
To act / look like a girl
Was it a she?
Or maybe an he?
I don` t know
It was an it
let` s call it and it
It was
A six foot three
Barney Gumbles look a like




With a tight mini skirt
Unshaved legs
And testicles hanging out
Maybe it was wearing
A g string
A thong
Or nothing at all probably
A big, hairy set of balls indeed
Upon seeing this
After smoking a couple of joints
And drinking a shitload of  beer
Pat, Chris and myself
We tried
But we couldn` t control ourselves
And started laughing loudly
Suddenly
It walks next to me
Pulls out a butterfly knife


Sticks it on my neck
And with a nosy voice, says
You find that funny bitch
No sir
Then at the same time I notice
Da rack
It had really big tits
And I was thinking
Are those implants?
Fake boobs?
Or silicon valley territory?
It realized I was staring at it` s breasts
Grabs them both and says
You can` t afford those bitch
And me
Being the drunken moron that I am
I wouldn` t even fuck you with my friends dick here
Next thing I know someone punches me on the face
I fall on my back, lose my glasses
I` m trying to get up then I get kicked in the head
Without my glasses I` m blind as a bat
Someone falls on the floor close to me
I bash it` s head on the concrete
It` s all blurry but I see chairs flying 
People throwing beer bottles, glasses
It` s escalating fast
Becoming a full bar room brawl
I` m still trying to find my fucking glasses
Pat helps me get up
You have my glasses bro?
No, Chris has them
Where is he?
Outside I guess
We hear police sirens in the background
Closing in fast
We have to get out before the cops come in
I see a dark shadow appearing in front of me
I kick it in the balls
And I grab something big before it slowly falls on the floor
A big plastic structure
C` mon Tom let` s get the hell out of here
Cops are coming
What the fuck are you holding dude?
Shut up and run man
We split up and I take a cab


Go back to my place, lay on my couch
Fall a sleep immediately
The next day Chris gives me back my glasses
What` s  that thing on your couch Tom?
The transvestites fake plastic boobs
That story happened more than twenty years ago
Those fake plastic breasts
They sure are a good pillow indeed.


Thursday, 15 November 2012

Shameless self promotion department

. On Saturday night, November 10th , 2012 The Butterman was spending the evening at my place. Butter was drinking some Smirnoff Ice (da big ass 1 liter bottle) and I was having a couple of blond L`Intrépide (an amazing microbrewery from Québec). We were discussing the future of `The CHRNCX Of Ridicule`, our internet video log. Why it was censored and what`s the next step in evolution. My laptop was just lying there and I though, wouldn`t it be great to record a complete noise album in one evening. I opened my good old sampler/recorder SoundEngine program. We created thirteen tracks of harsh experimental noiseworks.
Artist name: Flesh For Frank
Album title: The CHRNX Sessions
Here's what the back cover looks like:


Total running time: 58.10 minutes !!!