Sunday 21 April 2013

Tales from Tom the drunk hustler part 8

Tammy
The atmosphere`s different at Pizza Plaza
Chez Margot was more festive
There`s people dancing, a jukebox and a pool table
At Pizza Plaza there`s darts, video pokers




And also a pool table
I don`t know why
But Pat, Chris and myself
We don`t sit together at Pizza Plaza
Pat plays darts
Chris hits the poker machines
And loses half of his paycheck
While I`m still hustling for beer
I always split my wins because they`re my friends
I`m not selfish
Since I don`t have much of a `family`
No brothers and sisters
An only child
To me
Well
My friends are like
The brothers and sisters
I never had
My family life is pretty much
Non existent
Friendship
Is something I highly value
You don`t choose your family
But you can definitely pick your friends
Indeed
But throughout the years I`ve discovered
That being overly generous
With your friends is not the best idea
Then they take you for granted
As if
You`re obliged to be generous
If you don`t wanna pass for a
Fucking cheapskate
I hate myself for being so stupid and naïve
But then again
My heart is bigger than my judgment
Their loss
Not mine
You never know how much
You have it good
Until you lose it
True
Anyways
Back to our story
I`m sitting alone drinking
I just won my last pitcher of beer
And nobody wants to play me
So I`m chilling
I light up a smoke
Then I notice
Someone`s starring at me
But where ?
Oh yeah the table near the entrance
A small brunette
Sitting all alone
God I love brunettes
I never was into blondes
Which means
No Samantha Strong
No Pamela Anderson
And
Certainly no Samanta Fox
Tera Patrick original version indeed
 You don`t know what I`m talking about?
Well don`t just stand there
Google it
Holy shit
She`s still looking at me
I gotta do something
I get up
Walk near her table
Hey girl I was wondering…
Yes
Well…
Yes
Wanna shoot some pool ?
Maybe we could play for a  … beer
She looks at me and starts to laugh
What`s so funny ?
Hey boy I`ve seen you play
You`ve hustled
Lots of guys here
But I like to watch you play
You`re pretty good
Well thanks
Can I join you for a drink ?
Sure
Have a seat
I`m Tom
Tammy
Pleased to meet you
So what are you doing all alone I might ask
I`m waiting for someone
Your boyfriend perhaps
No the local pusher
You selling or buying ?
I`m buying
Cool
Wanna buy something Tom ?
No, maybe next time
I gotta take a leak
I won`t be long
I`m pissing and I`m thinking
What the fuck is she buying
Maybe she`s trying to score some smack
Damned I`m not into chemicals  
I better leave before I get into trouble
Better to be safe than sorry
I come back
She gets up ready to leave
Wanna come to my place Tom ?
Well you have anything to drink there ?
No I don`t
I got an idea
Why don`t you come to my place
I got half of a bottle of rye left
We could have a good drink I say
Naw, I don`t go to guys place
I can get the rye
Then go back to your apartment
What do you say Tammy ?
Sure thing hon
She gives me her address
I take a cab because it`s faster



Pay the driver
Wait for me dude I say
I pick up the rye
Enter the same cab
2150 Jarry east please
we arrive and I pay him for the second time
this is a big apartment complex
let me check the paper she gave me
Eleventh floor, suite 1101
I take the elevator and away we go
There`s no doorbell might as well knock
Kknock knock knock
Who`s there she asks
You friendly neighborhood hustler I grin
C`mon in big boy
She lives in a small one room apartment
There`s this small kichen area
Next to her bed
And I`m thinking
I won`t need to walk a mile
When we get it on
Like Donkey Kong
Indeed
We sit at her kitchen table
A small table
It`s cluttered with lotsa junk
A warm nearly empty milk bottle
Half eaten toasts
An ashtray full of old smokes
Some dried singles cheese slices
The perfect table for
A junkie or an alcoholic or both I`m thinking
She pulls out a small plastic bag
Puts some white powder on the table
Takes a small plastic straw
And sniffles everything immediately
You want some Tom ?
Well, what is it ?
Coke you dumbass



She snarls angrily
No thanks I`m trying to cut down
Maybe later on
More for me then
Sure thing good looking
And I`m thinking
I`m lying  through my teeth
I never did chemical drugs
And I never will
Another sweet lie just to get laid
I hope I get laid though
And if  I don`t  
Might as well have a cheap feel
And get wasted
Just like Elmore James would
Can I offer you a drink girl ?
Sure pour me some
How much ?
Half a glass she says
I pour myself a full glass
Take a swig
Holly fucking molly!!!
Now I remember
I hate fucking rye



It tastes like leftover dogshit
Tammy
Yes
You have any pepsi or juice
I can mix with me rye ?
Naw I don`t have anything left
Except this milk
Well, it`s okay
I gotta pee Tom
Go ahead girl
As soon as she`s gone
I empty my glass in the sink
Fill it up with water
And put an inch of shit, er, I mean rye
Take another swig
At least it`s drinkable now
We drink a little
Is that a card deck Tammy ?
Yep wanna play a game Tom ?
Sure think
Strip poker big guy ?
What about strip black jack?



Okay Tom
Here, you be the dealer hon
Sure thing
We drink some more
Play some more
Soon we`re both stark naked
And I`m sitting down with half a boner
Christ and it`s showing too
Well big boy
I can see you`re half way there
Se says with a smile on her face
My face is red
Don`t be shy Tom
Let`s go to bed
That`s my cue I`m thinking
We`re laying in bed
Kissing and fondling each other
She starts to stroke my cock
I`m slowly losing my erection
You gotta understand
I drank some pitchers of beers
I finished the rye
And it`s taking it`s toll
I`m pretty gone and drunk right now
Sounds like the Dead Kennedys song
`Too drunk to fuck`
Hell yeah
Girl I can`t get it up
I`m too drunk
Maybe if we ourselves a little nap
Later on we can….
Bang !
I`m out cold
Probably unconscious too
Then…
A little later
I`m slowly waking up
Something
Or
Someone
Is sucking my dick
And man, I mean sucking it
Strongly
It`s better than the time
I tried it with a vacuum cleaner
And now
Now my boner is back
I slowly open my eyes
I`m not dreaming
Tammy`s blowing me
Man this is incredible
I move my legs just a little
I can see I got your attention big boy
You got my full attention baby
Girl maybe you should stop
If you keep at it
I`ll come pretty soon  
You know
Well that`s what I want
What ?
Sure you come soon
Then we have sex
It takes you a longer time to come again
More fun for me Tom
Just in case
You`re a premature ejaculator you know
Well, I , errrr….
I`m speechless
I scream and come loudly at the same time
Hope I don`t wake up the neighbors
She swallows everything
And proceeds to blow me some more
I`m laying on my back
Speechless
In a trance
Feels almost like a religious experience
I`m a born again comer
Now she`s stroking my dick
Plays with it
Toys with it
Then she sits on it
She goes up and down
Up and down
Up and down
It`s getting faster
Even faster
Feels like
I`m fucking a mexicain jumping bean



She`s relentless
Tammy you gotta slow down
I`m whispering, nearly  exhausted
I`m gonna come
SHUT UP AND FUCK ME!!!
She screams
Her screaming
Excites me even more
I`m moving too
Up and down
Up and down
Faster and faster
I`m the speedy Gonzales of sex



Andele! Andele!
Arriba! Arriba!
Epa!Epa!
I`m trembling
Shaking
I can feel her coming
Then I come too
We`re laying down
Sweaty and exhausted
But happy
It was good
I light up two cigarettes
Give her one
We enjoy our post sex smokes
Feels good to be alive
We`re laying there
Smiling and happy
Total bliss I`m thinking
I just wish
This moment would never end
She looks at me, smiles again
Slaps my dick
Gets up
And makes coffee
Want some milk Tom?
Not the warm milk I hope
No thanks
I prefer dark coffee
I love the total caffeine taste
Here`s your cup
Thankss beautiful
We finish our coffees
Have another smoke
I notice it`s getting late
And I have to go home
Tammy I gotta leave babe
It`s alright
Think we could meet again
Sure thing
Come to my place next Saturday, same time
I`ll be waiting Tom
Great
See you next week honey
We kiss and I leave
That week
Felt like a year
I was so horny
Just thinking about our next fuck session
I couldn`t concentrate at all
I didn`t masturbate all week
Even though
I had a perpetual hard-on
I kept thinking about it
And thinking about it
Now it`s Saturday evening
About time too
I go back to her place
Knock at the door
Who is it ?
It`s Tom your friendly neighbourhood hustler
Who are you ?
It`s me, it`s Tom baby
I don`t know any Tom she replies
What?
You`re joking Tammy aren`t ypu ?
My name`s Ann she says
Where`s Tammy?
She got evicted three days ago
She didn`t pay her rent the last six months
She got thrown out
You know where she is ?
I have no idea
You can ask the caretaker
He`s lives on the main floor
Thanks for the information Ann
You`re welcome
I meet the caretaker
A small husky guy named Bill
I`m sorry Tom
We evicted Tammy last Tuesday
She took all her possessions
And left with her brother
You know where he lives?
No
You know his name?
No
Thanks anyways
I got back to Pizza Plaza that night
Hoping to see Tammy again
She didn`t show up
I spent the following three months
Hanging out at  Pizza Plaza
Every weekends
Just to see Tammy again
Never happened though
I stopped going to Pizza Plaza
I never went back there
It just didn`t feel right
End of part two.

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