Friday 2 January 2015

TFTTDH Part 17

Chronics of perversions part 2



I arrived home early Saturday afternoon
My balls empty and my ass still sore
Man I never did anything like this before
I felt weird, drank a sip of beer and passed out on the couch
Later on 
I hear a buzzing sound 
I try to sleep but it doesn`t stop
DA FUCK IS THIS?
I open my eyes and realize
It`s the stupid phone ringing



Hello
HEY TOM WAZZZUP!!!
Stop screaming Chris my head is still spinning from last night
Did you get some ass?
Sure did bro 
Which one did you bang?
Liz?
Vilma?
Well to be perfectly honest I banged them both
Both
Yes, simultaneously 
WOW!!! Lucky guy
Think next time I could join in?
Aren`t you going out with Lucy
Yes but what they don`t know won`t hurt them
CHRIS YOU SELF CENTERED PRICK!!!
WHEN YOU`RE WITH SOMEONE YOU DON`T DO THAT!!!
NEVER!!!
EVER!!!
EVER!!!
Ok ok Tom chill out
I was still thinking about Christine who broke my heart
She was having an affair with my best friend at the time
That was two years ago 
But it fucked me up so badly
Even today still does
I`m sorry if I snapped at you Chris
It`s cool Tom 
Lemme guess Christine right?
Unfortunately yes
You have to move on with your life man
I know 
Well move on fuck
You think she`s still thinking about you?
Definitely not
Do the same thing dude
Ok ok
Lucy and I are going out tonight wanna join us?
Where you guy`s going?
We didn`t decide yet any ideas?
What about St-laurent Bifteck?
Lemme call Liz first
Listen Chris I`m dead from last night
I`m gonna take a nice warm shower 
Then I`ll see what happens 
I`ll call you back ciao
I hang up and pass out on my couch again
The buzzing starts… Again




Motherfucking Chris I`m thinking
The douchebag won`t leave me alone
I pick up the phone
CHRIS YOU FUCKING…
STOP SCREAMING TOM!!!
It`s Liz
Hey how are you girl?
Feeling fine and what about you?
I`m still sore from this morning session
What morning session?
Holly fucking Molly
I can`t tell her what I was doing in the shower with Vilma 
It`s not a session I mean
I slipped on the shower floor and fell on my back
My back is still sore at present time
OHH POOR BABY BOY…
Come here and we`ll both take care of you baby boy
Sounds like an invitation
IT SURE IS DUMBASS!!!
BRING YOUR COCK HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
I`m kinda tired you know
You can`t be tired you`re our bitch baby boy
Now I hear Vilma saying
Yes and you`re gonna like it too
Lemme take a shower and I`ll be at your place after
Forget about the shower 
Bring your ass here and we`ll all take a shower
Ok then
I`m in the cab and I`m thinking
Am I gonna do this every weekend?
How long will this last?
Well might as well enjoy it right now
Forget the past
Don`t think about the future
Live for the moment
Enjoy this while it lasts
I could be dead tomorrow
If there`s a rare form of justice
On this planet
We all die someday 
And we don`t know how
Amen
I light up a smoke pay the driver and exit the cab
I`m in front of their apartment
They open the door before I could ring the bell
Hello ladies
Howdy Tom, do come in
You want me to cum in?
Eventually we all cum in 
Then we start to laugh
Vilma is taking off my shirt while Liz is unzipping my pants




Relax ladies what`s the rush here?
Can a guy get a drink first?
I`m thirsty like hell
FIRST WE FUCK THAN WE DRINK
Ok ok
They`re faster than I am 
They`re both naked now
C`mon baby boy get in the shower
Yeah we`ll both wash you
I`m coming I`m coming
I`m in the shower and the water`s really hot
I close my eyes 
Let the hot water penetrate my pores
I`m relaxing
But not for long 
Liz firmly pinches my ass while licking my ears
And I`m thinking this is weird
I`m the one usually doing this 
Shows how much I know about women 
At the same time 
Vilma is kissing me while squeezing my balls 
I`m starting to get hard fast
Slow down girls if you keep going on like this
Soon I`ll be creaming all over 
Relax Tom we`re playing with you
We don`t want you to cum yet
Only when we say so
Say what?
We gotta surprise for you tonight baby boy
You like surprises?
Well it depends
We`re sure you`ll like it
Because we like it
And remember baby boy
You`re are our bitch
How I can I forget?
I look at both of them while smiling
Now that we`re all cleaned up
Let`s get dry first 
Then we do it in the living room
The living room?
Yup it will be just like watching TV




I don`t understand 
Don`t worry Tom we`ll make you understand
Yes we will
Yeah ok then
We`re getting dried up 
Having two girls wet and naked next to me 
Gives me an instant boner
OHH LOOK VILMA BABY BOY GOTTA BONER!!!
I like to rise up to the occasion ladies
Now we know we have your attention here
Indeed
We go in the living room 
Sit on this chair Tom
What do I do next?
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!
Relax and enjoy the show
They lie on the couch start to kiss each other passionately
They`re fondling each other and getting really excited
They get up and do a 69
Vilma is on top on Liz
I look at them and I`m getting even harder
They`re so much enjoying this
They forgot I`m actually here  
Seeing them is this lusty condition 
Makes me even harder
I can`t take it
I lay on my back and fondle my testicles
I feel a drop of semen
Sliding down my oh so hard cock
It keeps sliding down
Slowly falls on my recently shaved testicles
I squeeze my balls with one hand 
While firmly grabbing my cock
I masturbate slowly 
Real slow 
I want to make this one last for a longer time
So I could enjoy this before reaching climax
I hear the girls moaning 
They`re coming now
I don`t hear them anymore
They`re lying together, silent with a smile on their faces
I`m still slowly jerking off
Starting to pant nervously
Liz looks at me and says
Bring your fat cock here and come on my tits
No come on my tits Tom 
I get up trying to reach them before actually cuming
They`re still arguing 
I`m about to come 
Liz grabs my cock with both hands and 
Vilma puts a finger in my ass
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I come on Liz`s nose and eyes
TOM YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
I CAN`T SEE ANYTHING NOW YOU DUMBASS!!!
I`m sorry Liz 
All that excitement was way too much for me
Forget it let`s hit the sack
We go to bed and doze off immediately
I wake up alone in bed
Man they`re already up 
Damned
I light up a smoke



I smell some food cooking
Liz is cooking ham, hash browns, eggs with grits
`Morning Tom
`Morning girls
I`m gonna take a shower before eating 
Ok Tom but don`t forget…
I know I won`t lock the washroom door just in case
Now that`s a good baby boy
Thanks mom
I`m in the shower 
Hot water`s running down my back
I`m totally relaxing
Feels good to be alive 
Someone or something is kissing me on the back of my neck
Mmmm please this time around leave my ass alone
Is that what you really want baby boy?
Yes
Are you sure?
Yes my ass is still sore from last weekend
But you had fun admit it
Of course I did 
I turn around to kiss her
You still have your clothes on girl?
I`m not supposed to be here Tom
You look disappointed
I thought we were gonna make out in here
Wrong idea Liz could hear us
Listen I have an idea
I got myself a plan
Let`s hear it 
Maybe we could meet up 
Meet up?
Yeah well just you and me you know
Liz and I are together every weekend 
What about the week
But I work daytime 
Same thing here
Which leave us evenings  
Perhaps
I close the hot water, turn around and kiss her 
Mmm Tom stop it 
I know
I know Liz could hear us
Get dressed up for breakfast baby boy
Ok ok
I eat breakfast, do the dishes and come back home
Tuesday evening the phone rings
Hello
HEY BABY BOY!!!
Vilma how are you?
I`m horny Tom
Me too
Your place or mine
I`d like to try something different this time around
I`m listening Vilma
We meet in an hour at parc Lafontaine



Parc Lafontaine is a big place 
Let`s meet in front of the outdoor maze
Ok I`ll me sitting on a bench close by
I`m on my way Tom
Me too 
I arrive at the park find a bench 
Sit down and light up a smoke
Can I sit here?
I look up it`s a small skinny guy
No problem it`s a free country
I take a puff 
And notice he`s sitting real close to me 
He puts his hand on my leg and starts to fondle me
You know you`re kinda cute
HEY WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU DOING???
Trying to get me some ass that`s what I`m doing
Well it`s all good but I don`t swing that way
Then why are you sitting next to the outdoor maze?
Why shouldn`t I?
Because…
Because what???
Don`t you know what happens here at night?
People get drunk and stone like any park
No not at all
it`s a gay meeting place
Gay meeting place!!!
We go here when it`s dark to get laid
Why you can`t have sex at home?
Yeah but we like the anonymous sex
We like the outdoors 
And also the risk of getting caught
Ok I get it
I`m supposed to meet a girl here tonight
You`re sure it`s not a tranny?
TRANNY?
Transexual / transvestite 
No man she`s really a girl 
We had sex a couple of times already
Lucky girl
You could say that
I came here to get laid 
And you`re not interested I`m leaving 
Good luck to you then
Thanks and have a good balling session
Definitely 
He splits 
A couple of minutes later Vilma shows up
She looks a me with lusty eyes and says
Let`s go fuck in the maze
The maze?



Yes the maze
That`s where gays go to get laid
How come you know that?
You`re bisexual now?
Not at all 
Earlier on a dude hit on me
For real
Yes I told him I was straight
Then he told me about what happens here at night
Whatever let`s do it in the maze
Ok then
We enter the maze it`s damp and dark
And I hear a lot of moaning
Some people are having sex right now
There`s a lot of holes in this maze
Small ones
Big ones
It`s done on purpose
Vilma spots a big hole 
Tom go head first in the hole
And lie on your back half way through
Sure thing 
I lie on my back half way through
The concrete scratches my back
This is definitely not comfortable I`m thinking
My back hurts babe
SHUT UP BABY BOY!!!
Before I could say anything
My pants and my underwear are lying on the ground
She`s playing with my balls and proceeds to blow me
She`s going slowly
Real slow
Man this is great
Tom let me know when you`re about to cum ok?
Yeah no problem
She can talk while blowing me
WHATTA WOMAN!!!
Now she`s stroking me 
While licking the top of my cock
Damned I don`t know how long I can hold up
Not long though
VILMA I`M ABOUT TO CUM!!!!



Alright baby boy
She`s stroking me faster
Then squeezes my balls really hard
I can`t take it anymore
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I shoot a huge cumshot
Almost Peter North territory here
Peter North circa mid eighties early nineties
His prime cum period
I`m lying on my back breathless and tired
Vilma`s cleaning me up 
Here`s your pants baby boy
Get dressed I`m thirsty
Wanna grab a beer 
You read my mind Tom
We exit the park hand in hand
She likes to have sex and she likes to drink 
WHATTA WOMAN!!!
We enter a local bar
Have a couple of brewskies then go back home
We do this ritual almost every week
Either on a Tuesday or Wednesday night
We had sex at lots of place you`d never think off
She gave me a hand job at le Club Sandwich 



I was eating a poutine 
She started feeling me while eating
I got hard fast
Hey I`m easy
I pulled it out discretely
Or so I though
She lit up a smoke and slowly jerked me off
I never noticed at the time that the waiter 
Was ogling me
I don`t know if it was the smell of cigarette 
Her perfume
The fries
The cheese curds
The barbecue sauce
The overall ambience
Or all of them things
But I came really fast
I spewed it on the floor discretely or so I thought




The waiter approached us 
Gave Vilma a pile of napkins
Please do clean up before leaving
You wouldn`t want anyone to slip on it would you?
Oh yeah sure
He looks me straight in the eyes smiles and says 
Nice cumshot dude
Thanks man
First and last time I went / came at le Club Sandwich
We had sex at Cinéma Langelier




True Lies was on  



That movie was pure commercial crap
The popcorn was soggy and cold
The sex was good though
Another twenty dollars well spent
We also did it in a private booth
At the peepshow on St-Catherine 
On the eastside



It was wild watching porn
With the volume blasting through the speakers  
While she was riding me 
Like an Amazon in heat
DAMNED STRAIGHT!!!
But after a couple of weeks 
Of having sex in weird places
It made me realize 
I`m more conservative than I though
I`m also shy and insecure
I`m more like you`re place or mine
Hotel`s good too
I couldn`t go on like this
I had to tell her
Honesty is the best policy
She calls me a Tuesday night
I tell her how I feel
And that I`d like to make love
At her place
Or mine
Or the hotel
Not in public places anymore 
I like doing it in public places she says
I like the thrill of getting caught
Sends chills down my spine 
Makes me wet all over
Perhaps 
I don`t like the idea of getting caught
I don`t like strangers watching me
You liked it before, didn`t you?
I think so
YOU THINK SO???
I`m not sure anymore
What about tonight Tom?
I could go to your place
Can`t Liz is here
Let`s go to my place then
I don`t know
You don`t know??
I`m tired Tom I`ll call it a night
Ok Vilma I`ll call you next week
NO I`LL CALL YOU NEXT TIME TOM!!!
Sure I`ll wait for your call
The following week 
No call
The other week 
No call
The third week 
No call




I phone her 
She answers the phone and says
I can`t talk right now, I`m leaving to meet Brad
Brad???
Never mind Tom
NEVER MIND???
You had your chance and you blew it
DON’T CALL ME, ILL CALL YOU!!! 
Well, eh…
She hung up before I could say anything
That was the last time we spoke




We like to think we know everything 
That we have all the answers 
The more you learn 
The more you discover
You don`t know fuck all
You`re reading this right now 
Someone else will
Some will enjoy it
Others might relate to it
Others might hate reading this
But my life 




My memories 




Will follow me though eternity.










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