This is me
favorite 8.5 by 11 inches cut and paste, black and white, five pager, monthly
zine. Cover star of this issue is none other than Alan Bennett (English
playwright, screenwriter, author and actor). We also have on the front page
poetry, `guilt, greed and genocide `. Favorite poems this time around
are:
New Dark
Age
They get so
angry
Because they can`t
download
Some insignificant
shit
Onto their
phone,
Instantly.
They are a
generation that feels
Entitled to
everything
Bit knows the true
value
Of
nothing.
When the new dark
age comes,
It will be all
they deserve.
And:
The past is a
parallel universe
The past is a
parallel universe
In which I have a
job I enjoy,
In which I have
hair,
Have more years
ahead of me
Than
behind.
But I don`t care
about any of that
Because the past
is also a parallel universe
In which I don`t
know you,
And knowing you
makes
All of the other
shit
Worthwhile.
And:
Gamblers
It`s not about the
money,
It`s about the
risk.
And last but not
least:
Humanity
Don`t look at
humanity
Too
closely,
It will burn your
eyes out.
Need I say more?
Simply magnificent!!! Then we have the usual stuff like: `the great
rock `n `roll tolchock, selected dispatches from an ultra-violent
offender out on probation `(Gary Simmons baybee!!!), music
& DVD reviews, `I am the westend, I am the love and I am the
fucking light too… I guess` (more texting gozungus nonsense from the likes
of Mark Ritchie, Gary Simmons, Maggie Ponce and
T-Mobile), `Stonehenge` (a short rant dissing Stonehenge by Robert
Dellar), and we end all of them things with `the queue`. Time
stops still when you`re waiting in line like a bunch of sardines. Don`t just
stand there. For our next trick you need the following four items: paper, pen,
some stamps and an envelope. You know what to do next, send it by mail to: Mark Ritchie
94 Main Street
Forth
Lanark
ML11 8AB
UK
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