Means to an end
François Marceau (23-06-2016)
Are you happy Terry Tranny?
What kind of a stupid question is that?
Are you a happy man?
Happiness is an illusion created by mass media
Owned by big corporations in order for people to
consume more products.
Come again, I didn`t understand a word you`re saying.
Terry slowly gets up, looks Gilbert Brownozzer straight in the eyes and says let me explain.
- Try vitamin XXLX will make you bigger, stronger, more technology.
– Have a double decker motherfucker gangbangedzilla cheeseburger with fries the size of your ass.
For 2.99$ here at Max-Malaka.
– Buy a six pack of our corporately owned `Nature`s last call `
Micro-brewed beer. It smells and tastes like nature`s last call.
Just 16.99$ at your local slave trade conglomerate.
- Shop at your local Wallzz-Of-Scrap.
We have the lowest of the lowest prices here.
Our prices are so low they`re beyond child labor.
– You got a micro dick and tiny breasts.
Don`t just stand there.
Come and see us here at Supersize-me corporation.
Fifty dollars per breast
And a hundred dollars per penis.
Do you want to look like a North American?
We also do stomach enhancements.
Comes with free cholesterol, diabetes
Heart attacks included.
How`s that for a deal!
- Unemployed and still looking for work?
Your country needs you Bubba.
Think about it for a second.
We feed you
give you cool army gears
and all the ammo you can handle
(guns, grenades, machineguns, flamethrowers,
you name it Bubba).
You`re still not convinced?
You`re not randomly killing people, you`re liberating them.
Sign on the dotted line please.
- Unemployed and still looking for work (part two)?
Send your resume at Youcantratethis conglomerate.
There`s a bright future in store for you.
You`ll be given a job
with no compensations
no pension funds
no social advantages
with long working hours (overtimes never included).
We focus on development and continuous training
for all of our employees / associates / drones.
We offer courses in back stabbing
superior ass kissing
hand / blow jobbing
(special mentions for spitting or swallowing)
Our finest candidates may succeed
in getting a Doctorate in Smitherism,
the highest position on the corporate ladder.
– You don`t believe in God?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
There is a God you just
didn`t choose which one yet.
Think of all the possibilities,
and kill all those who think differently
because God is on your side.
Which means you`re always on the winner`s side.
Think about it.
There`s a heaven for some
there`s virgins waiting for others
and you redeem
your karma ticket right at the entrance (for some).
Terry sits down, exhausted
he takes a sip from his latté.
Gilbert Brownozzer stares blankly at him.
He gets up and closes his file.
He`s still staring blankly at Terry Tranny.
Well mister Brownozzer.
I`m sorry if I burst up like that.
I didn`t mean to offend you.
I`m a passionate person you know.
Passion is a good thing mister Tranny.
It has to be properly and corporately controlled
like everything else in life.
I`d like to shake your hand Terry.
The kiss of death, he`ll fire me for sure now.
Mister Tranny I have some good and bad news.
The good news first.
I`ll put you in charge of the
publicity and public relations department.
But that`s Johnny Brownitongues position.
That`s the bad news.
You have to fire him.
Think you`re up for it?
I think so.
It`s Friday and you`re starting Monday.
Don`t just stand there.
Go fire his ass!
I`m on my way.
Terry gets out of his office
closes the door behind him.
First time I`m firing someone.
I`m so excited. I feel like God.
I am God.
I`m getting an erection here.